Thursday, September 9, 2004

Football!

Somehow you just don't get fired up for a new NFL season when your team will probably go 9-7 at best this year.



Unless the Steelers' offensive line, pass defense and running game experience a miraculous resurgence this season, I'm going to spend a lot of Sunday afternoons mostly pissed off and full of spinach dip.

Cheney rules!

Vote for us or we'll be attacked by terrorists again!



Says the guy who was in office when...we were attacked by terrorists.



Uh...well...it's like this. If you make more than $300,000 a year or own a a strip mining company, you should vote for Bush. If not, they don't have your interests in mind.









Tuesday, September 7, 2004

Fun with stereotyping

I can't explain why, but Asians over 35 years old have no ass. It simply doesn't exist. They tuck their shirt into pants that drop straight to the floor with no excursions. It's the damnedest thing.