After traveling on business with the Buckle and the Kinger, it came to our attention that the Kinger gets really drunk on red wine. One glass is enough for fun and two makes things really wild. So, of course, Buckle and I wrote a song about it.
There is a man, his name is King
And don't you know, merlot's his thing
It makes him feel all warm inside
One glass down and he's ready to ride
Red Wine Jeff!
He loves his spas and saunas!
Red Wine Jeff!
C'mon, you know you wanna!
If he's had one glass, he'll always go for two
Once that one's down, who knows just what he'll do
If you're young and cute, he just might share a glass
But get real drunk, cause he's gonna loosen up your ass
Red Wine Jeff!
He loves his spas and saunas!
Red Wine Jeff!
C'mon, you know you wanna!
He staggers around and says he's doing fine
Pour one more glass, he says it's mine, mine mine
He just can't hold that strong grape juice
Get some in and he has to turn it loose
Once a week, he wants a good rub down
When it comes to men he likes skin of brown
Never had a need for no underwear
Drinks red wine and just don't care
Red Wine Jeff!
He loves his spas and saunas!
Red Wine Jeff!
C'mon you know you wanna!
Red Wine Jeff!
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