Things that go ker-thump in the night

Happy Halloween, gentle readers.Instead of doing anything constructive I thought I'd post a list of things that scare the living crap out of me. (Yes, I do contain language that some people might find offensive!)1. Anything with mustard, sunflower seeds or poppy seeds in them. Violently allergic, you see.2. Poltergeists. Writing in blood on people's walls and moving the furniture round is not