A Christmukkah gift to you

Happy Chrismukkah, dear readers!I have a little present for you. Think of it like a DVD extra feature but with words. I'm posting some excerpts from Walker's bit of Pretty Things that never made it into the final version. I thought they might amuse you.And then we had to stop because Lavinia strutted in and started screaming like a fishwife at us.I had Charlie practically in catatonic shock next