Does this blog post make me look fat?

Happy Holidays, readers!In the next couple of days I'll be posting an extra special thing that will thrill, delight and astound you. That's the general plan, anyway!But in the meantime, I just wanted to shout out to my North American readers, that includes you kooky Canucks, to let you know I have a short story, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, in a wonderful collection called Does This Book